Did you know that Christmas will be here in less than three weeks? Did you? Really? I didn't. With the weather in Virginia, I was beginning to think it was spring, not to mention, I'm barely over Thanksgiving. When did Christmas announce it's upcoming arrival? Personally, I think someone should be sending out notices for those of us who pay no attention to time passing by.
I realized, in my moment of panic, last night that I needed a good laugh.
**Besides watching Abby Lee's Dance Competition. Since when did a 6 year old dance as well as a 13 year old that's been dancing longer than the 6 year old has been alive??? Not to mention, who the hell are the PussyCat Dolls? Should I know? My own daughters can't even recall anything they have sang.**
For you enjoyment, sayings that make me laugh. I have no idea who wrote them so forgive me for not acknowledging authors. I know I didn't write them. Emma found them for me. She can find anything, even my car keys.
I'm on the endangered species waiting list.
I am a woman... I can be as contrary as I choose. Downtown Abbey
Keep Calm and Ring Carson to Bring Tea.
She is too fond of books and it has addled her brain. Louisa May Alcott
Quondo Omni Flunkus Mortati - When all else fails, play dead.
I have a degree in Philosophy. WHY do you want fries with that?
Sarcasm is the mind's natural defense against stupidity.
Earth without Art is just "Eh".
Every time you call tech support, a butterfly dies.
There. Their. They're not the same
I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Back in my day, we had 9 planets.
History Buff: I'd find you more interesting if you were dead.
(For Beerhound - a computer genius) No, I don't know what's wrong with your computer!!
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.... and spiders.
Listen and Silent... have the same letters. Coincidence?
The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around.
To save time, let's assume I know everything.
Lets eat grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives.
I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world. Leigh Standley
Irony. The opposite of wrinkly
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
I don't expect everything handed to me. Just put it down wherever.
Normal is just a setting on a dryer.
It takes a real man to walk a Yorkie.
I dream of a society where a chicken can cross the road without it's motives questioned.
And Em's favorite -
God made us sisters. PHARMACOLOGY made us friends.
Enjoy and laugh today.