Did you know that Christmas will be here in less than three weeks?  Did you? Really? I didn't.  With the weather in Virginia, I was beginning to think it was spring, not to mention, I'm barely over Thanksgiving.  When did Christmas announce it's upcoming arrival?  Personally, I think someone should be sending out notices for those of us who pay no attention to time passing by.

I realized, in my moment of panic, last night that I needed a good laugh.

**Besides watching Abby Lee's Dance Competition.  Since when did a 6 year old dance as well as a 13 year old that's been dancing longer than the 6 year old has been alive??? Not to mention, who the hell are the PussyCat Dolls?  Should I know? My own daughters can't even recall anything they have sang.**

For you enjoyment, sayings that make me laugh.  I have no idea who wrote them so forgive me for not acknowledging authors.  I know I didn't write them.  Emma found them for me.  She can find anything, even my car keys.

I'm on the endangered species waiting list.

I am a woman... I can be as contrary as I choose.   Downtown Abbey

Keep Calm and Ring Carson to Bring Tea.

She is too fond of books and it has addled her brain.  Louisa May Alcott

Quondo Omni Flunkus Mortati - When all else fails, play dead.

I have a degree in Philosophy. WHY do you want fries with that?

Sarcasm is the mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Earth without Art is just "Eh".

Every time you call tech support, a butterfly dies.

There. Their. They're not the same

I enjoy cooking with wine.  Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Back in my day, we had 9 planets.

History Buff: I'd find you more interesting if you were dead.

(For Beerhound - a computer genius) No, I don't know what's wrong with your computer!!

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.... and spiders.

Listen and Silent... have the same letters.  Coincidence?

The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around.

To save time, let's assume I know everything.

Lets eat grandma.  Let's eat, Grandma.  Commas save lives.

I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.  Leigh Standley

Irony. The opposite of wrinkly

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.  Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

I don't expect everything handed to me.  Just put it down wherever.

Normal is just a setting on a dryer.

It takes a real man to walk a Yorkie.

I dream of a society where a chicken can cross the road without it's motives questioned.

And Em's favorite -

God made us sisters.  PHARMACOLOGY made us friends.

Enjoy and laugh today.