Advertising and Contacting (update)

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You can reach One Demented Dame at hemdss@gmail.com.

You should advertise your blog or product with this blog!  Soon it will be the internet advertiser the likes of which Bill Gates would be proud.... Well, one can wish but I do have some convincing reasons why you should try advertising with this blog:

1)It's super cool.  (Not only am I super cool, I'm svelte, blonde, sexy as hell and the popular girl in all my circles.  If you don't believe me, that's okay.  That's what I see in the mirror every morning and I'm sticking to it.  Advertise with me and you can be super cool, svelte, blonde and sexy as hell too.)

2) It is VERY affordable.  It only costs $15.00 a month for a text ad.

3) It will help Susan pay for Emma's college expenses. (Don't forget my addiction to Cafe, Mocha, Vodka, Xanax, Latte's and my therapist)

Two Demented Dames gets over 30,000 pageviews per month and is growing every day.  There are currently over 10,000 people who receive our blog updates, and the blog has had over 250,000 visitors to the website in the past 6 months alone.  Alexa places it in the top 100,000 blogs in the United States out of over 9 million. (Tongue in cheek - when I keep up with my writing, which is my goal for the new year) A Demented Dame is an up and coming blog and has a faithful following of people with new followers daily.

The blog has been featured on BlogHer, The Next Family and Funny Not Slutty Comedy Network websites.

Rates to advertise with Two Demented Dames:

$15.00 per month for text ads for bloggers, artists and writers. $25.00 per month for text ads for businesses.

$30.00 per month for graphic ads.

$1000.00 per month to rent one of my kids to vacuum your floors and take out your trash.  Ah, hell, who am I kidding, they don't even do that here.

I will also write articles for your product, no set price, to be worked out between you and I.  I have done this for Adam and Eve and it went very well.  I just ask that I be able to honestly say I have tried the product or website.

I encourage you to reach out and feel free to email.  I try to be prompt and email back and will try and answer any questions honestly and politely.

Respectfully,

Susan Hemingway

The Demented Dame

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